i have to ask you real quick:
are you over 18 years of age?
look my buddy, my friend, my cool reader: there's plenty of sfw stuff here but i write a lot of porn. if you hit no you'll be restricted to the sfw stuff only. i don't want no minors in here. go away. i don't wanna get no emails from parents going wow... i hate your wholesome 18+ content because my 17yo hit a yes button...